This is called “the tiny Englishman’s breakfast.” That’s a scrap of bacon, a piece of egg yolk, a bean, and some tomato seeds. Not quite as filling as the normal English breakfast, but still delicious and nutritious.

Incidentally, here’s a few tips for living cheap in the most expensive city in the world:

1. Buy groceries. If you go to the big chain grocery stores the food is actually quite affordable

2. Stay for free, here.

3. Get an oyster card and walk as much as you can.

4. Most museums are FREE.

5. Do cheap things like… exploring the city… FREE TOURS… and… walks in the park.

In other news…

Scott got a new prescription.

Josh is dodgey.

Incidentally, Scott left two days ago. London won’t be the same without him.

Portobello Market.